Asshole Disney.: Let me tell you something about Fa Mulan.
We were best friends in the army. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even. Whatever.
So then during the Northern Wei dynasty I started leading my first army, which was totally awesome until my dad died, and Mulan was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out…
LMAO. I love this!



